Misho, an English Shorthair with tech-bro dreams, lounged on his velvet cushion, eyeing crypto charts like a Wall Street beast. After a wild Dogecoin rally and too much catnip tea, he yowled, “I’m off to Mars to launch the first intergalactic meme coin!” He built a rocket from Amazon boxes, fueled it with Red Bull and sketchy tuna, and roped the neighbor’s parrot into mission control. The rocket spun, wobbled, and crashed into the neighbor’s BBQ pit. Misho strutted out, tail up, meowing, “Beta test done. Mars next