Gell wiped the mist from his headlamp, steadied his hands, and inhaled deeply. The slightest mistake could trigger a chemical reaction that would flood his cave of technological wonders. He's been called a "mad scientist" before, but never once has he grimaced. "Science is the gift of learning," he has always proclaimed. Today would be no different. A sudden spark filled the lab. An effervescent waterfall gushed from the suspended vial. "I've done it," Gell cried. "I've discovered infinite soda!"